Performance art with clean teeth: Need a show. Posted by Spencer on 2006-07-24 4:03:15pm

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I hope you're sitting down.

There, settled? Comfy? Good.

The Uninvited & Off The Hook tour, featuring The Gorgeous Armada and musical icon MC Oroville, is looking to fill in a few dates in our tour. We'd like to play a house party in Davis or Sacramento.

"Alright dude-guy...what is the Uninvited and Off The Hook Tour all about, and what does this have to do with clean teeth and fresh breath?"

Good questions, thanks for asking. Well, this is the second tour for fledgling performance art / art performance / dental hygiene troupe known as the Gorgeous Armada, featuring Handsome Gorgeous. We are part of the Hygiene Movement. It's kinda like the Hyphy movement, only with fresh breath. We are touring with MC Oroville, who won the 2006 CAMMIES award for hip hop (from the Chico News & Review, but whatever with their church). Gurp City, California.

We are trying to fill in a few dates which fell thru - M 8/7, T 8/8, F 8/11 and S 8/12 . We want to come to YOUR HOUSE, Davis, to spread the gospel of proper hygiene, werewolves and yard cars. There will be music. There will be sagacious wisdom. There will be false harmonics and tremolo sweep-picking. There will be rapping. It will be unlike anything you've ever seen.

Feel free to take a look at Our Tour Page with songs, stories and recommendations from our elected officials.

Then respond to this thread in a positive manner and we will be at your house, with a show, and tooth brushes. Deal? Deal.

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message:	:I hope you're sitting down. : :There, settled? Comfy? Good. : :The Uninvited & Off The Hook tour, featuring The Gorgeous Armada and musical icon MC Oroville, is looking to fill in a few dates in our tour. We'd like to play a house party in Davis or Sacramento. : :"Alright dude-guy...what is the Uninvited and Off The Hook Tour all about, and what does this have to do with clean teeth and fresh breath?" : :Good questions, thanks for asking. Well, this is the second tour for fledgling performance art / art performance / dental hygiene troupe known as the Gorgeous Armada, featuring Handsome Gorgeous. We are part of the Hygiene Movement. It's kinda like the Hyphy movement, only with fresh breath. We are touring with MC Oroville, who won the 2006 CAMMIES award for hip hop (from the Chico News & Review, but whatever with their church). Gurp City, California. : :We are trying to fill in a few dates which fell thru - M 8/7, T 8/8, F 8/11 and S 8/12 . We want to come to YOUR HOUSE, Davis, to spread the gospel of proper hygiene, werewolves and yard cars. There will be music. There will be sagacious wisdom. There will be false harmonics and tremolo sweep-picking. There will be rapping. It will be unlike anything you've ever seen. : :Feel free to take a look at <a href="http://www.myspace.com/uninvitedandoffthehook">Our Tour Page with songs, stories and recommendations from our elected officials</a>. : :Then respond to this thread in a positive manner and we will be at your house, with a show, and tooth brushes. Deal? Deal. :

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