MY BIRTHDAY PARTY THAT YOU ARE INVITED TO
Posted by DAWSON on 2005-10-31 5:43:36pm
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ATTN D00DZ:
TUES.NOV.1.2005.
THATZ MY 30TH BIRTHDAY!!! I HAVE TO WORK THAT DAY, SO I WILL BEGIN DRINKING
LATER THAN I ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED, LIKE AROUND 5:30PM AS SOON AS I GET
HOME FROM WORK. I'M GOING TO TRY AND DRINK FOR A FULL 24-HOURS THOUGH TO
MAKE IT TECHNICALLY AN ALL CAPS DAY DRUNK. WHICH WILL PROBABLY START WITH A
32OZ. FLAMING DR. PEPPER. THAT WILL BE CHASED WITH AS MUCH LEFTOVER
HALLOWEEN CANDY AND HARDBOILED EGGS AS I CAN EAT. SO I SHOULD BE IN THE
ZONE AROUND 8PM WHICH IS THE TIME I AM TELLING YOU ABOUT THE OPEN INVITE TO
BE AT HOOTERS BY CAL EXPO FOR MY BIRTHDAY DINNER. SO BE READY FOR A LOT OF
YELLING ABOUT HONEY MAPLE RANCH DRESSING AND HOT WINGS AND BE READY TO EAT
SOME BELOW AVERAGE FOOD AT ABOVE AVERAGE PRICES. I KNOW I TOLD SOME PEOPLE
I WOULD BE RENTING A LIMO TO DRIVE THERE IN, BUT I CHANGED MY MIND BECAUSE
IT WAS TOO EXPENSIVE TO GET THE H2 STRETCH LIKE I WANTED. SO IF YOU NEED A
RIDE TO HOOTERS CONTACT ME AND I WILL WORK IT OUT.
AFTER THAT I WANT TO GO TO THE BAR CHEATERS WHICH IS NAMED AFTER MY FAVORITE
TV SHOW. CHEATERS IS ON FOLSOM BLVD. BY THE HAWAIIN SHIRT STORE. I THINK
THE CROSS-STREET IS LIKE 33RD OR SOMETHING, SO YOU CAN FIND THAT EASY. I
THINK GIVEN THE 45 MINUTE WAIT TO BE SEATED AT HOOTERS, I'LL PROBABLY BE
SHOWING UP AT CHEATERS AT LIKE NO EARLIER THAN 10PM. SO IF YOU ARE A TOTAL
WIMP AND CANNOT HANDLE THE BOTTOMLESS BASKETS OF RANCH DRESSING AT HOOTERS,
YOU STILL BUY ME DRINKS. HOW LONG I STAY AT CHEATERS WILL BE DETERMINED
MOSTLY BY HOW LOUD I AM TALKING BY THEN AND HOW MUCH I AM TELLING PEOPLE
WHAT I REALLY THINK ABOUT THINGS. IF YOU SHOW UP THERE AND I AM NOT THERE,
I MIGHT BE IN THE BATHROOM OR SOMETHING BUT I WILL HAVE MY CELL PHONE WITH
ME: 599-9625 UNLESS I LOSE IT. THERE IS A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY THAT I MAY
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AFTER CHEATERS FOR LAST CALL...SO IF YOU SHOW UP AT
MIDNIGHT AND I'M GONE, CALL ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO WHERE YOU
NEED TO GO TO BUY ME MORE DRINKS.
ALSO, FOR MY BIRTHDAY *REALLY* I NEED A DESIGNATED DRIVER, WHICH WOULD
ACTUALLY BE A GOOD BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR ME IN CASE YOU CAN'T THINK OF
ANYTHING TO GET ME BESIDES DRINKS BUT YOU HAVE A CAR THAT YOU CAN DRIVE ME
IN. ALSO, IF YOU CAN DRIVE ME HOME SO THAT I SLEEP IN MY BED AND I DO NOT
SLEEP OUTSIDE IN A PARK SOMEWHERE AND HAVE THE SPRINKLERS TURN ON ON ME
WHILE I'M PASSED OUT UNDER A PILE OF TRASHBAGS THAT WOULD BE NICE TOO.
C U THER!!!!
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- MY BIRTHDAY PARTY THAT YOU ARE INVITED TO - DAWSON - 2005-10-31 5:43:36pm
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