Looks like it's headed east...
The Swine Flu is making my life hell at work, 3 CONFIRMED OR PROBABLE CASES. Doctors don't know how to console their patients, every jack ass with a cough thinks they have it... I just want to grab people by their neck and shake. MRSA is still worse and more prevalent, you are't going to get monkey pox or SARS, and the best way to get AIDS is still needles and buttsex although your chances still aren't as good as they told us 20 years ago in our school desks. As long as you eat your Wheaties and get a little exorcise nature will just kill off the old and weak with cancer.
If you meat someone who thinks they have swine flu smack the face mask off them and tell them to stop eating MacDonaldz