GOMERSTOCK 08 Posted by DAWSON on 2008-02-04 7:24:23pm

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DEAR LEADER PRESENTS SHAME EXHIBITION GOMERSTOCK Y2K+8

FEATURING LIVE MUSIC PERFORMANCES BY:

UNCUT:HUNKS
THEE OHSEES (san francisco, castleface/tomlab/etc.)
MAYYORS
WARM STREAMS

LIVE FROM THE CHARRED DOG HOUSE, 5TH AND G IN DAVIS

ALL AGEIS, 7PM, $5

................HI THERE, DID YOU MISS MEE? THIS IS THE FIRST SHOW I'VE THROWN TOGETHER IN AWHILE, BUT I HAVE GOOD EXCUSE FOR ONCE. IT'S WOODHOUSE'S BIRTHDAY AND WE'RE CUTTING HIM OPEN TO COUNT THE RINGS! PARTY KICKS OFF ON TIME AT THEE CHARRED DOG HOUSE WHICH IS ACROSS THE STREET FROM CO-0P GROCERY STORE IN DAVIS. BREW IS DIY STYLE, SO BYOB OR DON'T AT YOUR OWN PERIL AS KEG PRESENCE REMAINS UNCERTAIN AT THIS TIME. IN HONOR OF WOODHOUSE TURNING 78 YEARS OLD WE'VE ASSEMBLED A FLEET OF TODAY'S MOST "TALENTED" MUSIC BAND ACTX, THE ORDER OF WHICH WILL BE DETERMINED BY AN OLD FASHIONED CHAIN FIGHT IN THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE. ACTUALLY I THINK IT'S INTENDED KIND OF LIKE WHAT I JUST POSTED ABOVE, SO DEAL. ALSO, IT IS PROBABLY IMPORTANT THAT I CLEAR UP WHAT THE FUCK THIS WHOLE "GOMERSTOCK" THING IS ABOUT VIA URBANDICTIONARY.COM THAT SAYS,

"Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram""

I HOPE THAT CLEARS UP THAT LITTLE MISTERY FOR YOU. JUST THINK OF THIS AS A GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS, EXCEPT WITH BETTER MAKEUP. AS FOR THE BANDS, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THESE BANDS ARE YOU ARE PROBABLY A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF THE MAN'S ADULT PIGGY REDNECK COMEDY HOUR SOCIETY AND PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE HANGING OUT AT THIS XTREMELY COOL TERMINAL WASTOID PARTY ANYWAYS. BUT HERE'S SOME CLUES TO GET YOU OVER TO OUR SIDE:

http://www.myspace.com/UNCUTHUNKS
http://www.myspace.com/ohsees
http://www.myspace.com/warmstreams

MAYYYYOS DON'T UNDERSTNAD COMPUTERS AND CAN'T GET ON THE INTERNET SO I DON'T HAVE A LINK FOR THEM. SORRY.

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message:	:<IMG SRC="http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l306/jpmkay/02-09-08.jpg"> : :DEAR LEADER PRESENTS SHAME EXHIBITION GOMERSTOCK Y2K+8 : :FEATURING LIVE MUSIC PERFORMANCES BY: : :UNCUT:HUNKS :THEE OHSEES (san francisco, castleface/tomlab/etc.) :MAYYORS :WARM STREAMS : :LIVE FROM THE CHARRED DOG HOUSE, 5TH AND G IN DAVIS : :ALL AGEIS, 7PM, $5 : :................HI THERE, DID YOU MISS MEE? THIS IS THE FIRST SHOW I'VE THROWN TOGETHER IN AWHILE, BUT I HAVE GOOD EXCUSE FOR ONCE. IT'S WOODHOUSE'S BIRTHDAY AND WE'RE CUTTING HIM OPEN TO COUNT THE RINGS! PARTY KICKS OFF ON TIME AT THEE CHARRED DOG HOUSE WHICH IS ACROSS THE STREET FROM CO-0P GROCERY STORE IN DAVIS. BREW IS DIY STYLE, SO BYOB OR DON'T AT YOUR OWN PERIL AS KEG PRESENCE REMAINS UNCERTAIN AT THIS TIME. IN HONOR OF WOODHOUSE TURNING 78 YEARS OLD WE'VE ASSEMBLED A FLEET OF TODAY'S MOST "TALENTED" MUSIC BAND ACTX, THE ORDER OF WHICH WILL BE DETERMINED BY AN OLD FASHIONED CHAIN FIGHT IN THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE. ACTUALLY I THINK IT'S INTENDED KIND OF LIKE WHAT I JUST POSTED ABOVE, SO DEAL. ALSO, IT IS PROBABLY IMPORTANT THAT I CLEAR UP WHAT THE FUCK THIS WHOLE "GOMERSTOCK" THING IS ABOUT VIA URBANDICTIONARY.COM THAT SAYS, : :"Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram"" : :I HOPE THAT CLEARS UP THAT LITTLE MISTERY FOR YOU. JUST THINK OF THIS AS A GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS, EXCEPT WITH BETTER MAKEUP. AS FOR THE BANDS, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THESE BANDS ARE YOU ARE PROBABLY A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF THE MAN'S ADULT PIGGY REDNECK COMEDY HOUR SOCIETY AND PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE HANGING OUT AT THIS XTREMELY COOL TERMINAL WASTOID PARTY ANYWAYS. BUT HERE'S SOME CLUES TO GET YOU OVER TO OUR SIDE: : :http://www.myspace.com/UNCUTHUNKS :http://www.myspace.com/ohsees :http://www.myspace.com/warmstreams : :MAYYYYOS DON'T UNDERSTNAD COMPUTERS AND CAN'T GET ON THE INTERNET SO I DON'T HAVE A LINK FOR THEM. SORRY.

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