Re: DIAHHERIAA: THE SECRETS OF GOOD LIVING IN 2007
Posted by BrewDawgzon on 2007-10-08 8:57:30pm
Richard Dawson, this is hands-down your best show preview prose of 2007. I'm glad that I wasn't drinking a carbonated beverage while reading. Would have burned inside of nostril most ouchy.


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:---->>>OCTOBALLS 10.10.07<<<----
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:THE GANGLIANS(*****)
:EAT SKULL (portland, mem. of the hospitals)
:MAeURZ ()
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:2309 L st./sacramento/all ages/$5 donation for toureerers/music songs 8 through teh 10 pms
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:HELLO AGAISN, YET ANOTHER SHOW FOR YOU TO STAY HOME FROM. POPPING ZITS IS A FINE WAY TO SPEND YOUR WEDNESDAY NIGHT I GUES, BUT WOULDNT' IT BE SEWERER TO HIT TEH TOWNE AND FALL ASLEEP FACE DOWN ON A STRANGERS LAWN INSTEAD? HERE'S THE PLAN:
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:GANGLIANS ARE YOUNG FRESH SOUND FACES OF SACRAMENTO. SPIRIT OF 90'S K RECS COMES ALIVE IN SAC IS WHAT I THINK RIC EEL TOLD MOI ABOUT THEM. PROBABLY A FUN SLUMBERPARTY AFTER THEY PLAY WHERE EVERYONE GETS HIGH AND MAKES OUT WITH EACH OTHER AYE BET. YOU CAN CHECK SOME TUNSE OUT ON TEH MARSPACE:
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:http://www.myspace.com/ganglian
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:EAT SKULL ARE SOME DUDES FROM PORTLAND, FEAT. SOME ALUMNAE FROM THE BANDS LIKE THE HOSPITALS, HOLE CLASS, GANG WIZARD, AND UH...PIVOT AND KNAPSACK. SERIOUSLY, ROD NEEDS TO BE REMINDED OF THESE BANDS AT THE SHOW, SO BE READY TO YELL OUT SOME REQUESTS. ALSO, THERE IS SPECTUALITION THAT CHRIS FROM THE HUHNCHES IS IN THIS BAND TOO, BUT NOT ONE SEEMS TO KNOW FOR SURE. I SAY WHATEVER, THEY'VE GOT SUPER GOOD SONGS ON A NEW SEVEN-INCT RECORD ON THE MEDS LABEL AND SOME NICE SOUNDS OVER ON THE MYSPACE:
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:www.myspace.com/eatskull
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:MERZ IS ON SHOW NO. 2 AND HAS SOMEHOW MANAGED TO NOT DII OF ALCOHOL POISONING AT THE FIRST SHOW. THERE IS A LOT OF TOK ABOUT "SUPERGROUPS" WHICH SEEMS KIND OF STUPID SINCE BASSICALLY THIS BAND IS BASICALLY A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO KEEP STARTING BANDS THAT NEVER ACTUALLY GO ANYWHERE. I'D GIVE THESE GUYS ABOUT TWO MORE SHOWS BEFORE THEY ALL JUMP OFF A BUILDING HOLDING HANDDS IN A TOTALLY PLATONIC WAY AND SCREAMING ABOUT HOW EXCEELELENT THEIR NEW SINGLE IS GOING TO SOUND WHEN THEY RECORD THE SOUND OF THEMSELVES SPLASHING ONTO THE PAVEMENT BELOW. NO MYSPACE, SO TRY AND IMAGINE THE SOUND OF A JAR OF MAYONAISE TURNING ON THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE SUMMER AND THEN SOME GUY TRYING TO EAT IT IN THE PARK BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS PAID HIM $20 TO DO IT. IT IS PRETTY MUCH LIKEK THAT, OR THE SHOW "OWWW, MY BALLS" THAT I SAW IN A MOVIE THIS WEEKEND. OR WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE ON THE BUSINESS END OF A JET ENGINE. BRING EAR PLUGS OR CRY ABOUT IT ON YOUR BLOG AT WORK THURSDAY MORNING. ALSO, IF YOU THINK I WILL SPELL THIS BANDS NAME TWICE EVER YOU ARE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE MR. GOOGLE.
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:OH YEAH, THER'ES A BAND ON TOUR OF COURSE AND THE GAS IS EXPENSIVE STILL THANKS TO PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST IN OUR LIFETIMES. THINK ABOUT THAT AS YOU PEEL A WET $5 BILL OUT OF YOUR WALLET AND MAKE THE GUYS FROM EAT SKULL A LITTLE LESS SAD ABOUT LIFE. I'LL BRINGS SOME EXTRA BEEERS TO KEEP THE SPIRIT OF 2007 ALIVE IN YOUR HEART, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT BE A NERD, SHOW UP AND SHOTGUN ONE.


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