Posted by Starfucks 64 on 2013-09-21 1:37:19pm
false advertising, or just a blatant lie?

:keep the dick in the pants til you get home, hotshot. BUT there are some loopholes that me and my buddies do occasionally... put a thick blanket over an erection (make sure you have space between the blanket and the erection so its unnoticeable) and let your cuddle buddy tug you off while you stare blankly at the tv. remember, no moaning
:also, i have no idea where you saw that oxycotin would be provided but thats certainly NOT the case. get real idiot
::This is the weirdest thing I've seen on this site.
::Some bop is having a cuddle party where two friends cuddle in a room with other couples cuddling.
::It's allegedly non sexual which makes it seem even more awkward.
::According to the Facebook page cuddling relives stress but I can't think of anything more stressful than sitting close to a girl for three hours without making any sexual escalation.
::The page also mentions that there will be OxyContin which is pretty hard to find sometimes.
::Can someone confirm the amount of time required to cuddle before receiving the oxy?
::I may consider going because I'm sick of stealing that shit from my friends dad.
::How strict is the no sex rule?

thread tree:
  • Wtf is this - starfucks 64 - 2013-09-19 1:26:17pm
    • Re: Wtf is this - Mikey Medlicott - 2013-09-21 9:19:30am
      • PROOF - Starfucks 64 - 2013-09-21 1:37:19pm

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